Funny Birthday Poems


Havin'a Laugh!! Then these Funny Birthday Poems are the ones for you for your friends and family on these happy occasions.

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Funny Birthday Poems


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Your cute , your funny and you smell a bit too
This is because you're only one;
Your diaper needs a changing me thinks
Oh no! there's no way you can run.

Today is the first of many birthdays
The candle on the cake is for practice;
So that you don't catch a light
This is for you an apprentice.

Cousins and aunts are standing by whilst
Family gather with presents galore;
This will give you just a small idea
Of what life holds for you in store.
Maggie-May

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To make a success of old age, you've got to start young.
I can see you've already started!
Happy Birthday

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A few new wrinkles and a few new lines,
Gives a man a rugged look divine,
Look in the mirror and take in the view,
Half a century looks good on you.

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There may be many wrinkles
That can't be ironed out;
But every one's a story
Of that there is no doubt.

So on this milestone birthday
Just think about the pluses;
Lots of pension discounts
Not forgetting free travel on the buses.

So welcome to the 60's
My friend it's not so bad
It has it's compensations
Of which you will be glad.

So Happy 60th Birthday & have a great day
doing what you do best in your own special way.
Margmax

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Funny Birthday Poems


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Can't remember how old you are - I'm no good with big numbers.

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

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Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic

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Your eyesight isn't what it was
Your digestion even worse;
But all of that's not half as bad
As the ride waiting in the hearse.

You'll party on though if that's okay
For many more years to come;
The life and soul you still do have it
So Happy Birthday to you Mum.

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Your secrets safe with me
My memory's left me too;
So whatever number you say you are
I'll agree with you.

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I wonder how old we would say we feel
If we didn't know our age;
I know somedays I'm twenty-two
And others like a sage.

I want to party but cannot
Be bothered half the time;
I'd rather stay at home with you
And share a glass of wine.
Maggie-May

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Funny Birthday Poems