Grandad Birthday Poems
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Grandad we love you and we hope you know that too
Whilst we are saying " Happy Birthday to you"
We pop round and see you every day
We'll stay over sometimes if we may.
You're so much fun to be with and joking all aside
You've still got the garden with the train we used to ride;
We love hearing all about yester year how different it all was
Peace and quiet before all the electronic buzz.
Having said that you now can hear every word that's said
Your hearing aids and gadgetry help you get out of bed;
So may this day be a special one and all your presents great
As not many reach this great age and it's a special date.
Dad you're very ---- very old
But still look good all the same
Who care's if your hair's going grey
And you'll suit a zimmer frame
OK so you fall asleep in the chair
Your snoring's not that bad
As for the sound you make when you sing
It's very ------ similar, dad
With all that stuff on computer
It's no wonder you're always snoring
Who'd surf the net for building firms
Lets face it dad your boring
You just sit around at work all day
And your taste in music and sport
Is past it's best "yes" it is
Like the team that you support
But as it's your 400th! birthday
Hang this tribute up with pride
We really couldn't have insulted you more
But believe us Dad, we tried
But Dad, you know we love you
And now we're telling the truth
For an old fogie you're terrific
Love from ...., ....., ......
"He's my Grandad" with a perplexed look
I didn't know I had to share him;
So now the new baby's come along
Is my future looking grim?
What if some more come along
Will you still love me just the same;
You're my favorite Grandad
I'm so glad I came.
Happy Birthday to my Grandad!
Because you’re very special
We hope your Birthday holds in store
Happy hours that overflow
With all you’re wishing for;
And hope the days that follow it
Make up a year that brings
Everything that you deserve
A million happy things.
My grandad is a toyboy
Cos Grandma's older he says;
But I don't think that counts
When it's months or even days.
So a Happy Birthday Grandad
You'll be off to the pub again;
So have a good one and one for us
A pub quiz is good for your brain.
Grandads come in all shapes and sizes
Just like Grandmas do;
But on your special one
It's a Very Happy Birthday to YOU!
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